From the monthly archives:

May 2004

Finding your way around Homer’s town

May 27, 2004

If you happen to be travelling to the Simpsons’ hometown anytime soon, you’ll want to be sure to study this meticulously detailed map of Springfield.
Now when will Citysearch or Zagat get the clue and help us out with some dining recommendations?

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Errol Morris’ Interrotron

May 25, 2004

Not only does Errol Morris make really badass documentaries, he also invents kick-ass new filmmaking technology.
I’m so happy he finally got some major due with Fog of War, but I think time will prove that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I hope Morris keeps RIPPING as much as he has the last few [...]

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Pfizer’s Latest (Tasty) Breakthrough

May 19, 2004

Some exciting news from the culinary world this week:
NEW YORK—At a press conference Monday, drug giant Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it’s only available by prescription.
Now I’m just waiting to see some progress from Merck’s million-dollar R&D investment in the Philly Cheesesteak. From what I hear, they’re doing some [...]

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The O.C.

May 5, 2004

So the season came to an end tonight. I suppose I should comment.
I have to say I was underwhelmed. I felt like the O.C.’s season and the Lakers’ season came to a similar conclusion. The word ‘limping’ comes to mind.
I might have more to say. I might not. We’ll see.

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Major League Baseball….insert web joke here

May 5, 2004

Do you really need the money THIS BAD??? Can we take up some sort of pledge drive as an alternative to this? Please? I’ll start watching Pirates games. Whatever it takes.

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