Some exciting news from the culinary world this week:
NEW YORKâAt a press conference Monday, drug giant Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt so delicious, it’s only available by prescription.
Now I’m just waiting to see some progress from Merck’s million-dollar R&D investment in the Philly Cheesesteak. From what I hear, they’re doing some remarkable work over there, too.
[in case you hadn't figured it out--this is from The Onion]