Mom, Dad, if you’re reading this, I’ve decided what I want for my birthday. I know it’s a few months away, but, well, it’s kind of expensive, and so I wanted to give you some time so put away the cash, or maybe hold a bake sale, so you’d have enough to cover it.
Alright, enough stalling….I want to get a full Baldwinization™ procedure done for my birthday.
With results like these, how can you argue?
Dr. Boddicker and the folks over there at the Baldwinization Centers of America are doing some amazing work. And you know, it’s what I’ve always wanted.
It would mean so much if you would help support me reach my life-long goal of achieving true Baldwinianism.