Summed up so succinctly by Jimmy Kimmel:
Here’s a little secret I probably shouldn’t let you in on, but I will: Wherever you’re living right now, L.A. is nicer. In nearly every category, we win. No reasonable person who has ever spent any amount of time here would argue this — and those who do are in denial. Our weather is better, we have more to do, more to see — our gardeners charge 50 bucks a month — and, as a group, the women here make yours look like livestock. L.A. is to cities what George Clooney is to men. Better. And those “earthquakes” we have once every 10 years? Spielberg, Lucas and — starting next year — DeVito produce them to scare people away who might be thinking of moving here. Please don’t tell anyone.
[via The Sports Guy's World]