When you’re shopping for budget carpet, I guess you can’t ask for any frills, especially in the naming department:
Honestly, who came up with ‘Boot Camp’ and thought it would move carpet? Does anyone come in and say "oh yeah, this is nice….I’ll take wall-to-wall Boot Camp!", outside of those seeking apholstery for their boot camp?
While we’re at it…does one even apholster a boot camp? I was always under the impression that drab linoleum was the order of the day on most boot camp floors; was I misled by my repeat viewings of Full Metal Jacket?
While most the names are terrible, I will admit–Harbor Mist does make me thirsty for Mountain Dew.