The best headline of the week

by Kyle on June 2, 2006

From the venerable AP newswire (via CNN):

Man jailed for mouse-in-burrito scam

TRAVERSE CITY, Michigan (AP) — A man who stuffed a dead mouse into his Taco Bell burrito in a botched extortion attempt was sentenced Friday to 16 to 30 months in prison.

Ryan Daniel Goff, 20, pleaded guilty last month to a felony count of attempted false pretenses between $1,000 and $20,000.

Sheriff’s investigators said Goff complained to a restaurant employee in January that his burrito tasted "funny."

I know…it wasn’t their fault; but still, if you ask me, it’s just another reason to eat Del Taco.

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