The winning entry comes to us from former Nixon speechwriter and TV personality Ben Stein:
If there were an Academy Award for Hypocrisy, the surefire favorite for 2006 would be the Democratic Party… We have a Republican man in Congress who sent e-mails to teenage boys asking them what they were wearing, and an entire party, the Democrats, whose primary constituency, besides the teachers’ unions, is homosexual men and lesbian women. I hope it won’t come as a surprise to anyone that a big part of male homosexual behavior is interest in young boys.
But hold the outrage, my homosexual Democrat friends — he goes on to say:
Don’t get me wrong. My very best friend is gay.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Except the alleged paedophilia.
In other GOP paedophilia news, the Washington Post is trying its best to keep Dennis Hastert out of trouble, only those damn busybees at Gawker Media aren’t cooperating.