From the monthly archives:

March 2007

David Lynch doesn’t mix words on the subject of product placement

March 29, 2007

To those of you out there hoping to squeeze a can of Coca-Cola or an HP laptop into David Lynch’s next movie; might want to look elsewhere:

Just to clarify — you’re saying you’re against it, right?

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Paul F. Tompkins: The Highlight Reel

March 28, 2007

17 minutes of hilarity with my favorite comedian, Mr. PFT.

This may be the best thing I’ve ever got from MySpace.

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Simpsons Movie Mania: 7-11s to become Kwik-E-Marts

March 27, 2007

Get ready for Simpsons fever, which is going to sweep the nation this summer, in anticipation/promotion of the long-awaited Simpsons Movie:
If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. — Richmond is an unlikely choice — to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that [...]

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The Onion News Network Launches

March 27, 2007

Finally, I can give up reading once and for all.

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Patton Oswalt on guns and yoga

March 26, 2007

Shooting guns and taking yoga on the same day was the biggest “You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” moment I’ve had so far in my life.
Guns and Yoga [N.Y. Times]

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Peyton Manning on SNL

March 25, 2007

Not quite as funny as the infamous Joe Montana “I’ll be upstairs masturbating” sketch, but close:

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18-0 run?

March 24, 2007

Was it that bad? It didn’t feel quite that bad, but man…now I know what playing us in football must feel like.
Taj, I feel for you. You brought it tonight, but the rest of your team just didn’t show up in the 2nd half.

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on my way to the arena

March 23, 2007

Let’s go Trojans
Fight on!

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Headed to East Rutherford

March 23, 2007

Don’t think the prospect of a night in New Jersey has ever been so exciting.
Fight On.

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This is not as good as Plotnick’s old rendition…

March 22, 2007

…of the Ickey Shuffle, but it’s a close second:

Now if we can just figure out how to transfer video from the old PXL-2000 to YouTube, I can show you how the master did it.

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Cross on Showalter

March 19, 2007
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R.I.P., Stuart Rosenberg

March 18, 2007

The director of one of my all-time favorite movies, Cool Hand Luke, has passed at the age of 79.
(via GreenCine Daily)

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Eric Maynor: Instant Legend

March 16, 2007

Unquestionably badass. Gotta love the Madness.

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That sound you hear…

March 12, 2007

…is millions of Knicks fans all screaming out in unison. In case you were wondering.

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Holy 300!

March 10, 2007

I had heard it was tracking big, but a $27.4 million Friday, for an R-rated movie with no big starpower?
Wow.  Guess people were fired up for some Spartans.

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Them Be Some Big Shoes

March 9, 2007

(via Freshness)

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Tracy Morgan + Live TV = Always Fun

March 9, 2007
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Conan the Rave Barbarian

March 8, 2007

I’m sure this is old and has made the rounds already, but it’s new to me, so it’s going up anyways…

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