To those of you out there hoping to squeeze a can of Coca-Cola or an HP laptop into David Lynch’s next movie; might want to look elsewhere:
Just to clarify — you’re saying you’re against it, right?
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Monthly Archives: March 2007
Paul F. Tompkins: The Highlight Reel
17 minutes of hilarity with my favorite comedian, Mr. PFT.
This may be the best thing I’ve ever got from MySpace.
Simpsons Movie Mania: 7-11s to become Kwik-E-Marts
Get ready for Simpsons fever, which is going to sweep the nation this summer, in anticipation/promotion of the long-awaited Simpsons Movie:
If all goes as planned, the convenience store chain plans to refit 11 stores across the U.S. — Richmond is an unlikely choice — to resemble the front of the Kwik-E-Mart, the convenience store that [...]
Patton Oswalt on guns and yoga
Shooting guns and taking yoga on the same day was the biggest “You got chocolate in my peanut butter!” moment I’ve had so far in my life.
Guns and Yoga [N.Y. Times]
Peyton Manning on SNL
Not quite as funny as the infamous Joe Montana “I’ll be upstairs masturbating” sketch, but close:
18-0 run?
Was it that bad? It didn’t feel quite that bad, but man…now I know what playing us in football must feel like.
Taj, I feel for you. You brought it tonight, but the rest of your team just didn’t show up in the 2nd half.
Headed to East Rutherford
Don’t think the prospect of a night in New Jersey has ever been so exciting.
Fight On.
This is not as good as Plotnick’s old rendition…
…of the Ickey Shuffle, but it’s a close second:
Now if we can just figure out how to transfer video from the old PXL-2000 to YouTube, I can show you how the master did it.