Category Archives: Sports

Skills I Wish I Had, Vol. 149

720 Dunking (or any dunking, for that matter).

Billy Packer: Portrait of Political Correctness

Fortunately for Billy, any homosexuals watching Charlie Rose turned off the minute his ugly mug came on the air to talk college hoops, otherwise he might have had some ’splaining to do.

Putting The Big Hurt on Your Kids

Peyton Manning on SNL

Not quite as funny as the infamous Joe Montana “I’ll be upstairs masturbating” sketch, but close:

18-0 run?

Was it that bad? It didn’t feel quite that bad, but man…now I know what playing us in football must feel like.
Taj, I feel for you. You brought it tonight, but the rest of your team just didn’t show up in the 2nd half.

Headed to East Rutherford

Don’t think the prospect of a night in New Jersey has ever been so exciting.
Fight On.

This is not as good as Plotnick’s old rendition…

…of the Ickey Shuffle, but it’s a close second:

Now if we can just figure out how to transfer video from the old PXL-2000 to YouTube, I can show you how the master did it.

That sound you hear…

…is millions of Knicks fans all screaming out in unison. In case you were wondering.

Them Be Some Big Shoes

(via Freshness)

Tyrus Thomas End-to-End

He may have made some questionable comments about the dunk contest and getting paid, but something tells me if he plays like this on the regular, nobody’s going to talk about that anymore:

(via The Big Lead)