From the 1993 Sega CD game Night Trap:
Dana Plato-related sidenote — if she had been famous in THIS decade, what would have become of her?
Back then, a celebrity getting into drugs and softcore porn was frowned upon. Today it only seems to help your case.
I was like, Britney, don’t shave your head, Jamie and I will be back in L.A. regularly. And besides, NYC isn’t that far away. But alas, she didn’t listen.
You didn’t prove anything Britney — we’re still moving to New York.
And now your kids are just gonna be freaked out.
And by that I’m naturally talking about K-Fed and Britney. Why, was there some other news in the past day?